Not to be confused prophets, but rather prophets of a certain... let's say 'fanciful' nature. We're a team of charismatic, yet slightly unhinged visionaries who have dedicated our lives to predicting the mundane and the bizarre.
Our prophets are known for their uncanny ability to foretell the exact number of cat videos that will be uploaded to the internet this year, the exact amount of coffee that will be spilled on the floor of a local coffee shop, and the precise number of socks that will go missing in the wash.
But wait, there's more! Our prophets have also been known to predict the exact shade of paint that will chip on the wall of your neighbor's house, and the precise frequency at which the neighbor's dog will bark at 3 AM.
Want to learn more about our team of prophetic experts? Meet the Prophets
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to Prophetic Chart with us! (Results not guaranteed, or results may be hilariously off the mark)